The Guy: Ever since she walked out on me…I…
Monica: What? What? You wanna spell it out with noodles?The Guy: No, it’s more of a fifth date kind of revelation.
Monica: So there’s going to be a fifth date?The Guy: Isn’t there?
Monica: Yeah. Yeah. I think there is. What were you going to say?The Guy: Ever since she left me….Uhmm… I haven’t been able to perform…. sexually.
Monica: Oh, God. God. I’m so sorry. Being spit on is probably not what you need right now. How long?The Guy: Two years.
Monica: Wow. I’m glad you smashed her watch.The Guy: So you still think you might want that fifth date?
Monica: Yeah. Yeah, I do.Joey: Of course it was a line.
Monica: Why would anybody do something like that?Ross: I assume we are looking for an answer more sophisticated than: to get you into bed?
Monica: I hate men.
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