Rachel: God. I feel violated.
Ross: Is it? Feels like two.
Chandler: No, ten o'clock.Ross: What?
Chandler: (sighs and gestures to explain) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!Ross: Oh. Hello!
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
Chandler: Thank you, buddy.Phoebe: Oh, oh, but you know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.
Monica: You could do that!Chandler: You think?
All: Yeah!Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue...
Ross: C'mon! C'mon! Stand back everyone, incoming ego shrapnel.Chandler: I can do this! Here goes. (He walks over to her but just stands there)
Aurora: ...Yes?Chandler: Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh...(He clears his throat noisily)...hi.
Aurora: Yes, you said that.Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.)
Aurora: Chandler?
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